Broke Jim's Finger

Before any other newspapers go to press on the subject, I just want to both confirm and deny any accusations that may or may not be levied against me for the situation that has occurred surrounding Jim Gant's finger, I deny totally that Afaq now owes me money for said injury! And can confirm that it was mainly due to a rank ball from said Tom Law that the injury now prevails, yes it was slow and unfortunately short of any length and deserved to be dispatched with haste and disgust that any such ball should be duly treated in any such circumstance!
The fact that I played any part in ruining a great batsmen, fielder and not too bad bowlers summer career is devastating and I wish Jim a speedy recovery! And lastly my sincere apologies....